Sticky Situations
My heroine of the week is Gail O'Toole of Murrysville, PA. You see, Gail did something that a lot of us women have only dreamed of...she got even with a cheating, lying man that did her wrong. Gail invited her sweetie over for some good loving and then waited until the rat bastard began snoring. As soon as he did, she super-glued his penis to his abdomen, glued his ass cheeks together and wrote something obscene in nail polish on his back.
Oh...but Gail wasn't done after that. No, she made the guy walk an uncomfortable mile to a gas station to use a phone to call for help! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Gail sucked it up like a woman after the jerk pressed charges for misdemeanor assault. She plead guilty and served 6 months probation.
Here's the kicker...this whiny little pussy is now suing Gail for $30,000 in "damages". Oh, pulllease! Honey, I hardly doubt that little thing is worth 30K. This is probably the most attention your dick has ever had, you should be paying Gail.
Gail? Sweetie...while I admire your work, the only thing I would have done differently? I'd have glued both hands to his dick while I was at it.
My heroine of the week is Gail O'Toole of Murrysville, PA. You see, Gail did something that a lot of us women have only dreamed of...she got even with a cheating, lying man that did her wrong. Gail invited her sweetie over for some good loving and then waited until the rat bastard began snoring. As soon as he did, she super-glued his penis to his abdomen, glued his ass cheeks together and wrote something obscene in nail polish on his back.
Oh...but Gail wasn't done after that. No, she made the guy walk an uncomfortable mile to a gas station to use a phone to call for help! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Gail sucked it up like a woman after the jerk pressed charges for misdemeanor assault. She plead guilty and served 6 months probation.
Here's the kicker...this whiny little pussy is now suing Gail for $30,000 in "damages". Oh, pulllease! Honey, I hardly doubt that little thing is worth 30K. This is probably the most attention your dick has ever had, you should be paying Gail.
Gail? Sweetie...while I admire your work, the only thing I would have done differently? I'd have glued both hands to his dick while I was at it.
posted by Traffic Goddess at 12:28 AM
3 Comments:
He's suing for damages to his schlong?? I guess that'll be a case for small claims court...
Anyway, Gail just better stay away from my o'toole.
I'll drink to that!
seriousily. Can you actually condone someone gluing a dick to a stomach...Well, other than it being funny.
The chick should have thought better and the dude should quit being such a pussy and wiggle the worm in someone else's pond.
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